Hypotenuse AI performs adequately for basic product descriptions but completely fails to deliver the rich, narrative-driven storytelling that prestige brands demand. Its templated outputs lack the exclusivity, emotional nuance, and artisanal flair that define established luxury communication. The platform struggles with cross-platform consistency and cannot adapt tone for critical touchpoints such as editorial campaigns or VIP messaging. The experience feels automated rather than artful, requiring substantial human intervention to achieve even minimal luxury standards—making it unsuitable for heritage brand requirements.